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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jul 9, 2015 12:12:55 GMT
chapter 1 spono is a dick george joestar and sexyheart smegma joestar were on a carriage with their baby spono joestar suddenly their carriage crashed!!! sexyheart dies immediately oops she bit the dust
suddenly dario brando shows up and sees the br0ken carriage "lol they ded" he shakes his hands "i steal shit"
"wtf no" his wife shows up "dont do it"
"fuck off" dario jumps toward the carriage he sees a baby in sexyheart's arms but didnt care he steals his RINGS!!!!
suddenly george wakes up "did u save me" george asks
dario pauses but says yes ok
"thank u"
so then dario leaves took his rings and stuff then he went to jail
gorge is a nice guy "i will bail u i gave him the ring"
"omfg" dario replies
then years later dario is on his deathbed oops and he has 1 son it's spono
"go see george and become a rich boy" dario says "i totez love u son"
"yeah sure" spono waits for dario to die then spits on his grave then he heads toward joestar estate to become a rich boy it's gonna be great
he arrives then time joestar greets him "hello u r spono brando right" time joestar asks
"fuck off" spono says then kick time's dog danny and it was funny
"WTF"
then gorge shows up before those 2 could fite and shit "lol be nice" he says "i'd kick danny too lol"
"dad what" time was what
spono nods "sorry i didnt mean to do that it was spooky danny is spooky" he says and time is still wtf "anyway i am a rich boy and i wont spend the next few years fucking your life up i swear"
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Post by Twelve on Jul 9, 2015 12:26:22 GMT
dario brando shows up and sees the br0ken carriage "lol they ded" he shakes his hands "i steal shit" omfg the steamroller hauler has apperd hail dario
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jul 9, 2015 12:29:20 GMT
"fuck u dad" - dio most likely
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Post by biddyFox on Jul 10, 2015 1:59:20 GMT
this is the best fic i have ever red plz write more
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jul 12, 2015 15:56:26 GMT
chapter 2 spono fucks up time's life boys bully gold who was playing with a doll so time shows up "no stop i am a TRU GENTLEMAN I WILL FITE U" time punches a dude but then the bullies destroy him
"nooo"
"lol what a loser" the bullies leave
"daijobU DESUKA?!" gold asks time
"im fine" time replies "i am a gentleman"
that eve time wasnt eating steak properly but spono was so his dad gorge got angry "OMG YOU SPILLED MEAT NO DINNER FOR TONIGHT TIME" gorge says
time cried and ran to his room
days pass there is a boxing tournament and some shit time shows up to box but so did... SPONO?!!!!! "oh shit" time thought spono is here he's gonna fite me
so they fite spono kicks time's ass but was surprised TIME WAS FUCKING FAST
more days pass or something spono spreads rumors about time that he's a snitch and snitches are evil time is sad but he doesnt care but then more people show up he tries to befriend them but "lol snitch" and spono fucks him up again
gold is a nice girl so she gives time grapes "pls take these"
"hey ur name is gold right" time asks "let's date ok"
spono was watching the whole time omfg!!!!
next evening gold was alone so spono and his gang shows up "hey have u and time kissed yet"
gold was "what no"
so spono kisses gold without her permission
"YOU THOUGHT YOUR 1ST KISS WOULD BE WITH TIME BUT IT WAS WITH I, SPONO!"
gold was sad, so she washd her lips with dirty puddles "wtf there IS CLEAN WATER NEAR HER WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WASHING HER LIPS WITH DIRTY PUDDLE" a guy says
spono realizes "U BITCH U R INSULTING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so he bitchslaps gold
next morning time sees gold but gold sees time and was sad so she avoided him why the fuck is she running away so he asks the local guys around here
"HER 1ST KISS WASNT WITH YOU BUT IT WAS WITH HIM, SPONO"
time got angry that evening so he rushed to the mansion and
"SPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he opens the door angrily and spono just gets up from a chair immediately times pUNCHES SPONO AND IT WAS FUNNY
SPONO FITES BACK AND WAS SURPRISED TIME IS SO STRONG OFMG!!!!
BUT GORGE SHOWS UP BREAKS DOWN THE FITE
"no fighting!" gorge says "TIME YOU FOUGHT SPONO WHILE HE WASNT EXPECTING YOU" HE ANGRY "YOU 2 TO YOUR ROOM NOW"
spono cries "FUCK U TIME"
the next day, spono ties up danny the dog's muzzles so he couldnt bark the dust and lock him in a box before trapping him in the incinerator time didnt realized danny's gonna die so he was like whatever
danny barked when his box started burning down but it was too late when he was saved, he was burNT TO A CRISP AND DEAD AS FUCK
time cried as danny get buried
but from that day onward spono raelizes hes he as tobe nice to time or he wont be rich as fuck so unfortunately he's gotta pretend to not be a douche
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Post by biddyFox on Jul 12, 2015 17:18:52 GMT
spono is 100% in character
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jul 12, 2015 17:30:28 GMT
"YOU THOUGHT YOUR 1ST KISS WOULD BE WITH TIME BUT IT WAS WITH I, SPONO!"
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