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Post by biddyFox on May 23, 2015 1:30:41 GMT
A man stood in the center of a crater. Wind blew, and dust clouded. The human in the crater began walking forward, but stopped. He sighed. "I guess there's nothing else I can do." And then, the man jumped. The second he hit the ground, the wind stopped! Suddenly, everything was still. Then, the ground split into millions of pieces. They fell for a heartbeat, but then rocketed up into the air! There was a flash. Suddenly, the sky was red, and a substance of a bright sky blue began falling. The Powerade® fell, and fell forever, for there was nowhere for it to land anymore, except for a massive orb of lava, a few million or so miles down i guess! And the man, he fell up with the pieces of the ground that had broken. He ascended into the sky. The man laughed. And then, his skin slowly began burning. His clothes dissipated, and he scorched until there was nothing left but a spooky skeleton. The spooky skeleton's skull flew away, and then exploded in the air! Then, all the Powerade® became piss, and everything burned. THE END.
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Twelve
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Post by Twelve on May 23, 2015 7:21:42 GMT
rip powerade
overall : gud
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Post by biddyFox on May 28, 2015 0:01:09 GMT
gangsta version
A playa stood up in tha centa of a cold-ass lil crater n' shit. Wind blew, n' dust clouded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da human up in tha crata fuckin started struttin forward yo, but stopped. Dude sighed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I guess there be a not a god damn thang else I can do." And then, tha playa jumped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da second dat schmoooove muthafucka hit tha ground, tha wind stopped hommie! Suddenly, every last muthafuckin thang was still. Then, tha ground split tha fuck into millionz of pieces. They fell tha fuck fo' a heartbeat yo, but then rocketed up tha fuck into tha air! There was a gangbangin' flash. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, tha sky was red, n' a substizzle of a funky-ass bright sky blue fuckin started falling. Da Powerade® fell, n' fell tha fuck forever, fo' there was nowhere fo' it ta land no mo', except fo' a massive orb of lava, all dem mazillion or so milez down i guess! And tha dude, he fell tha fuck up wit tha piecez of tha ground dat had broken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude ascended tha fuck into tha sky. Da playa laughed. And then, his skin slowly fuckin started burnin yo. His threadz dissipated, n' da perved-out muthafucka scorched until there was not a god damn thang left but a spooky skeleton. Da spooky skeletonz skull flew away, n' then blew up like a muthafucka up in tha air! Then, all tha Powerade® became piss, n' every last muthafuckin thang burned. THE END.
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Post by Twelve on May 28, 2015 7:20:22 GMT
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