Post by Rayquaza on Apr 2, 2015 14:54:36 GMT
Once there was a Pokemon, it was no regular Pokemon. For the Pokemon had the ability to be awesome any be "That-Guy" Who stopped bro-fights, sometimes. And was also a dragon, a mother-loving dragon. That dragon? Is you.
You, the dragon named Rayquaza decided to go investigate some disturbance in the force a disturbance of super-huge proportions, Groudon had posted dirt on Twitter about Kyogre and their Tumblr followers were totally about to have a moment. Rayquaza was about to totally watch that new David Lynch movie but before Rayquaza could, Rayquaza got mass tweets about the beef Groudon was starting with Kyogre. Knowing that stopping this beef was the right thing to do, Rayquaza flew out of the cinema and totally flew to their house faster than these four jet-fighters that tried to shoot-down Rayquaza, but Rayquaza totally shot the jets down with some Stingers that Rayquaza had.
But it was okay the people in the jet landed in a bad-guy jail. Rayquaza was awesome like that.
Then suddenly, Rayquaza beat up Latios and Latias because they were flying while texting, which is un-cool. They learnt anyways and didn't do that anymore and then said: "Don't fly while texting anymore because that's bad. Also don't take selfies either, you guys can't do duck-faces well." Said Rayquaza, Latias and Latios didn't get dialogue because they did something reckless and dangerous.
Then suddenly Rayquaza saw Groudon and he was in his crib on this mouuntain volcano looking thing, like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers only it wasn't a high-tech base it was just a volcano. Groudon was stressing though over the whole thing and also had a frown on his face. Rayquaza was cool about it and helped out Groudon by giving him a pat on the back and totally offered a pep-talk. "Groudon, Bro. You gotta' stop making beef with Kyogre, he totally had your back at that awkward disco last week, bro." Rayquaza said. "Rayquaza man, You're totally right." Rayquaza and Groudon totally fist-bumped and it was awesome. But then they took a Carrier-Jet and flew it over to Kyogre's crib.
Kyogre's crib had a ton of really awesome stuff, like really awesome stuff. Including a car and three Tv's and the house was also big and had other stuff, but Kyogre was expecting the jet and was at his crib's landing pad. Kyogre then was kind of angry at Groudon for starting beef. Groudon gave Kyogre a bro-hug and they posted a selfie on Twitter and Tumblr and they were friends again.
"Bro, I'm sorry for posting dirt." Said Groudon. "It's okay, I shouldn't have dissed those J's you got last week." Said Kyogre, then the all three of them hugged and were cool about it.
Then Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza decided to go to this really cool club and hanged out. And also Lance, Red and even Oak were there and so was all the other cool legendary Pokemon like Druddigon, and it was cool. But then there was something wrong. Because in the beginning Rayquaza remembered that he saw something that was said by Latias and Latios: "666...Death.." That's when Rayquaza realized that this meant something. But for now, Rayquaza partied.
THE END.
"Simply amazing" - Stephen King
"Wonderful" - George R.R Martin
"Superb!" - Someone, probably
"An excellent words" - Chef Excellence
You, the dragon named Rayquaza decided to go investigate some disturbance in the force a disturbance of super-huge proportions, Groudon had posted dirt on Twitter about Kyogre and their Tumblr followers were totally about to have a moment. Rayquaza was about to totally watch that new David Lynch movie but before Rayquaza could, Rayquaza got mass tweets about the beef Groudon was starting with Kyogre. Knowing that stopping this beef was the right thing to do, Rayquaza flew out of the cinema and totally flew to their house faster than these four jet-fighters that tried to shoot-down Rayquaza, but Rayquaza totally shot the jets down with some Stingers that Rayquaza had.
But it was okay the people in the jet landed in a bad-guy jail. Rayquaza was awesome like that.
Then suddenly, Rayquaza beat up Latios and Latias because they were flying while texting, which is un-cool. They learnt anyways and didn't do that anymore and then said: "Don't fly while texting anymore because that's bad. Also don't take selfies either, you guys can't do duck-faces well." Said Rayquaza, Latias and Latios didn't get dialogue because they did something reckless and dangerous.
Then suddenly Rayquaza saw Groudon and he was in his crib on this mouuntain volcano looking thing, like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers only it wasn't a high-tech base it was just a volcano. Groudon was stressing though over the whole thing and also had a frown on his face. Rayquaza was cool about it and helped out Groudon by giving him a pat on the back and totally offered a pep-talk. "Groudon, Bro. You gotta' stop making beef with Kyogre, he totally had your back at that awkward disco last week, bro." Rayquaza said. "Rayquaza man, You're totally right." Rayquaza and Groudon totally fist-bumped and it was awesome. But then they took a Carrier-Jet and flew it over to Kyogre's crib.
Kyogre's crib had a ton of really awesome stuff, like really awesome stuff. Including a car and three Tv's and the house was also big and had other stuff, but Kyogre was expecting the jet and was at his crib's landing pad. Kyogre then was kind of angry at Groudon for starting beef. Groudon gave Kyogre a bro-hug and they posted a selfie on Twitter and Tumblr and they were friends again.
"Bro, I'm sorry for posting dirt." Said Groudon. "It's okay, I shouldn't have dissed those J's you got last week." Said Kyogre, then the all three of them hugged and were cool about it.
Then Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza decided to go to this really cool club and hanged out. And also Lance, Red and even Oak were there and so was all the other cool legendary Pokemon like Druddigon, and it was cool. But then there was something wrong. Because in the beginning Rayquaza remembered that he saw something that was said by Latias and Latios: "666...Death.." That's when Rayquaza realized that this meant something. But for now, Rayquaza partied.
THE END.
"Simply amazing" - Stephen King
"Wonderful" - George R.R Martin
"Superb!" - Someone, probably
"An excellent words" - Chef Excellence
