Post by aidan7777 on Feb 6, 2015 3:09:38 GMT
Well. Since celceus has written her life, I might as well write mine.
If you think that swearing is some kind of sin, Don't read this.
So. I was born in 2001, And i wish i was born in 1981 instead as i've found that i fucking hate this generation. In 2004 to 2006, I lived a reasonable life. Sure, My parents argued quite a lot and on one case the neighbours called the coppers on my dad. But i lived a decent life. At least back then the police didn't constantly try to oppress you all the time. Nor did you constantly get surveilled by government assholes. In 2008, My parents moved out of the city. Still a good life, The iphone WAS a thing, But people didn't constantly talk about it. And i also discovered roblox in 2008. It was a pretty good game. Back then, Uberubert was on the front page with deserving games such as bread factory tycoon. His tycoons are way better than any crappy free model tycoon you see the shithead 'tenners make. And then it all started going to shit once memes became a huge thing. In 2010, People started thinking trolling was a 'Cool' thing and everybody would blurt out "U MAD BRO" at every fucking time. 2010 was the start of mass retardation. In 2012, My parents moved again. And it was horrible. My parents constantly argued, And life started to suck. People were at the height of their stupidity. You got the shithead bronies who constantly tried to convert everybody like it's some fucking religion. Good thing that shit's over. My dads '92 ford fairlaine broke down for good in that year, Too. It was like 2012 was cursed. Now, In 2013 to 2015. My life's going fucking downhill for good. I'm constantly surrounded by fuckhead futurists and assholes who constantly oppress me just because i was born a bit too early. For fucks sake, Every time some fucker says that i can't enter because i'm apparrently underage, I feel like bashing their fucking face in. So anyway. My parents move into a rural area. And in that place. I have a horrible bike accident which leaves a scar on my palm that's probably going to stick with me for life. Most of the damage was on my hand, But then my mother chews me out for not wearing a helmet. I mean, What the fuck? A helmet would NOT have helped in that accident. In 2014, Things started to get bad. Memes showed to never die, And people just got stupider and lazier. People constantly changed things just for the sake of change, And roblox became a game for fashion victim kids with too much fucking money. Everybody now wants to oppress me because of my age. Fuck them! And on christmas day, My mother goes completely insane and she gets hauled into a mental asylum by the cops that my dad brought to the place. Now, That mental asylum didn't fix her insanity, She keeps spitting out her pills and doing shit like damaging the house. This is a fucking RENTAL property! And she acts all carefree about how we'll lose the house. Now My parents have finally split up. And here i am, At the bottom of the barrel. Fuck todays society!
If you think that swearing is some kind of sin, Don't read this.
So. I was born in 2001, And i wish i was born in 1981 instead as i've found that i fucking hate this generation. In 2004 to 2006, I lived a reasonable life. Sure, My parents argued quite a lot and on one case the neighbours called the coppers on my dad. But i lived a decent life. At least back then the police didn't constantly try to oppress you all the time. Nor did you constantly get surveilled by government assholes. In 2008, My parents moved out of the city. Still a good life, The iphone WAS a thing, But people didn't constantly talk about it. And i also discovered roblox in 2008. It was a pretty good game. Back then, Uberubert was on the front page with deserving games such as bread factory tycoon. His tycoons are way better than any crappy free model tycoon you see the shithead 'tenners make. And then it all started going to shit once memes became a huge thing. In 2010, People started thinking trolling was a 'Cool' thing and everybody would blurt out "U MAD BRO" at every fucking time. 2010 was the start of mass retardation. In 2012, My parents moved again. And it was horrible. My parents constantly argued, And life started to suck. People were at the height of their stupidity. You got the shithead bronies who constantly tried to convert everybody like it's some fucking religion. Good thing that shit's over. My dads '92 ford fairlaine broke down for good in that year, Too. It was like 2012 was cursed. Now, In 2013 to 2015. My life's going fucking downhill for good. I'm constantly surrounded by fuckhead futurists and assholes who constantly oppress me just because i was born a bit too early. For fucks sake, Every time some fucker says that i can't enter because i'm apparrently underage, I feel like bashing their fucking face in. So anyway. My parents move into a rural area. And in that place. I have a horrible bike accident which leaves a scar on my palm that's probably going to stick with me for life. Most of the damage was on my hand, But then my mother chews me out for not wearing a helmet. I mean, What the fuck? A helmet would NOT have helped in that accident. In 2014, Things started to get bad. Memes showed to never die, And people just got stupider and lazier. People constantly changed things just for the sake of change, And roblox became a game for fashion victim kids with too much fucking money. Everybody now wants to oppress me because of my age. Fuck them! And on christmas day, My mother goes completely insane and she gets hauled into a mental asylum by the cops that my dad brought to the place. Now, That mental asylum didn't fix her insanity, She keeps spitting out her pills and doing shit like damaging the house. This is a fucking RENTAL property! And she acts all carefree about how we'll lose the house. Now My parents have finally split up. And here i am, At the bottom of the barrel. Fuck todays society!