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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 25, 2015 19:09:57 GMT
CHAPTER 7: ARCEUS AKA SOUPERMAN MAN OF TINS
after going in circles for 2 hours they stumbled across the creation trio having a gentlemanly conversation over tea and dungeons and dragons but then arceus came in a makeshift cape and saying he was souperman things started to go wrong and the shit hit the fan and arceus was acting stupid knocking over the game peices and replacing everybodys tea with battery acid but no matter the game went on so then palkia ate some EXTREME CHEWING GUM and then blew a bubble and popped it WHICH MADE A LAZER THAT BLEW A FUCKING 26 INCH HOLE THROUGH GIRATINA OH LORDY LORD OH LORD WHAT A DISASTER ITS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN THAT UP AND ARCEUS EATS HIS DINER AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER and then celceus pulled the arceus while the DESTROY guy was trying to get the shiny mudkip to regurgitate the wheels it ate and time was recording it while ivy sat down and drank tea that got stolen by a pigeon in bowler cap and she got angerey by it and tried to shot the pigeon but she missed and then the destroy guy finally finished getting the shiny mudkip to puke up the wheels again and then they were back on the road with some new oxen and then they crossed the finnish line because they were all finnish BUT THEN THE SCRAGGY KID CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND WALKED OVER TO THE WAGON AND POURED HOT GRAVY DOWN EVERYBODYS TROUSERS AND EVERYONE WENT "ow ow ow ow ow ow" AND HAD TO LOSE 5 DAYS BECAUSE THE GRAVY WAS HOT AND IT TURNS OUT THAT THE PIGEON WAS THE EVIL MASTER MIND BEHIND THE GRAVY DOWN THE TROUSERS SCHEME AND HE SAID "MUHUHUHUEHUAHUAHEuAHUAHUAHA" AND FLEW OFF AND THEN THE ADMINS JUST KNEW THEY HAD TO STOP THE PIGEON IN THE BOWLER CAP FROM POURING HOT GRAVY DOWN THE TROUSERS OF MORE DUDES
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jan 26, 2015 0:28:07 GMT
that's it, im getting a sniper rifle to protect my FUCKING TEA
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2015 1:50:11 GMT
You should get an Abrams instead.
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 29, 2015 14:10:01 GMT
CHAPTER 8: the fast and the furios streat raceing
and then they were doing fast walking and trying to get the pigeon because they didn't like getting hot gravy down their trousers and ivys FUCKING TEA getting stolen and then they were walking really really fast and the pigeon said "HAR HAR YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME" and then he got on his motor cycle and went 10000000 and got beaten and eaten by the cops who ate that egg a few chapters back and then they all said "yes" and so then they started driving in the wagon again but then an egg came up and challeged them all to a racing car race and they said no so then time threw the egg in the comic book store and locked it and put on his sun glasses and said "thats a joke thats garenteed to crack you up" but then the shiny mud kip ate the sun glasses because she didn't like the joke so then they went on the road and ate groudon for dinnor and then they sleeped BUT THEN FOXY CAME AND WENT "ror ill bit of 87 u" and celceus put him in the rubbish can and then they looked at their wagon and found out that it had a kitchen a bathroom a bedroom a lounge room a tv room a video games room and a massage parlor in it and then they appointed the DESTROY guy as the massage man but that was a bad idea because they all got cut and the destory guy said "sorry" and then they went to doctor and then they went going again and then they saw coldsteal the hedgehog who said "psh nothing personel kid" and the DESTROY guy said "thats fucking stupid" and DESTROYED him so then they went to aldur the elephant and celceus bought a dog that eventually annoyed them by woofing all night so then time 'borrowed' ivys tea and drowned the dog with it and then the destroy guy DESTROYED the dogs corpse so no evidence for the police to see and then they lost 5 days because the DESTROY guy accidentally gave everybody a glass of dogs milk instead of bulls milk and they had to go to doctor because they were all allergic to dogs milk
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Post by Masked on Jan 30, 2015 0:54:47 GMT
I love this.
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Post by TheShinyMudkipz on Jan 31, 2015 12:31:50 GMT
I'm Scared.
I'm going to hide in the corner and Cri.
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Post by aidan7777 on Feb 2, 2015 12:43:58 GMT
CHAPTER 9: ESPERANTO CARD GAME TO THE MAX
when they came back from the doctor ivy got a snipor rifel to protect HER FUCKING TEA and then the DESTROY guy said "guys lets play esperanto card game to the max" so then they played the card game and it turns out it was actually a poisonous deadly rude ostrich who opened up a portal to the olternet dimenshen where they go in and meet timetodriveletsgo and the CREATE guy and VYI and the dull mudkip and farenhiet the arceus pusher so then they all played cards and then celceus cheated and it got them kicked from the server to antarctica where they went sk8ing and ran over all the penguins which caused global warming that made the usa angery at them so then they had to doge nukes from kim tong un and barack osama and then kim jong un dyed his hair red so then they had to gear up and go really fast but then they didn't spell fast correctly so they went fat and they had to go to the gym and ivy was sad about it and then they lost the accidental fat and then the destroy guy DESTROYED the gym because the guy behind the counter looked at him funny seriously whatever is wrong with him he's just an old guy with a clown nose and a knife you see that every day in kazakhstan so then they went driving again and then osama bin laden and foxy started chasing them on a tandem bike so they had to go fast but then the cops came and tried to beat and eat the wagon but it was wood so they broke instead so then they got away through the use of some chewing gum an egg and a potato harvester to get rid of bin laden and foxy (who are the same btw) so they could get the tools to fix their wagons massage parlor and times shoebox but then they finally realized the gravity of the situation they were in because it turns out they were on jupiter or somethin this entire time!1111!!11!one!!!1!!
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Post by Twelve on Feb 3, 2015 14:33:21 GMT
masterpieces
liek dis if u cri everytim
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Post by Drag on Feb 7, 2015 2:32:20 GMT
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Post by aidan7777 on Feb 12, 2015 7:56:07 GMT
CHAPTER 10: THE EXCUSE FOR ME TO TYPE
so then they were on jupiter and then they said "yeah" and they had a rock n roll contest there yeahhhh and they had beer and they had guitars and it was awesome because rock concerts on jupiter are the coolest thing ever and they even had cowboy bebop at his computer there so after the party they decided to fly back to earth to watch red dwarf and then they went postal so they went to the post office and they posted a sternly worded letter to the president about the banana shortage because timetorunletsgo commonly breaks his everything when going on wagon trips so they need bananas to fix him with when that happens (dont ask how bananas fix him noob) so then they they went to comic book store only to find that it was all poetry and time said "oh boy here comes the poetry" and then the destroy guy said "run" so then they runned and then there was foxy and obama bin laden and chica and bonny and freddo fazbear and kate the damn OC and then the destroy guy DESTROYED kate the damn oc and then they got into a super speedy speedy speedy speedy car chase which takes 3 hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes and then the space function on my logitech keyboard got stuck on so i have to use this keyboard from 1997 which makes a kinda nice sound when you type on it and it uses a ps/2 plug to connect to the computer and luckily enough my computer has a ps/2 port which means that i can plug in an ibm model m keyboard later but enough talk lets get back to the loonies so then the admins were driving in the batmobile which actually turned out to be the fatmobile so they couldn't cross the finnish line because it was too fat so then they just walked and then they made it to oregen and then they went to hi skool yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
de edn
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2015 23:19:33 GMT
that's it, im getting a sniper rifle to protect my FUCKING TEA What about your regular tea? xkcd.com/90/ |
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Feb 13, 2015 0:05:53 GMT
Ah geez, now you made my catchphrase sounds...
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Post by biddyFox on May 13, 2016 1:46:32 GMT
this is a piece of history
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