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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 24, 2015 4:13:12 GMT
CHAPTER 1: PROFESSIONAL RUNNER TIMETORUNLETSGO STEALS PROFESSIONAL TEA DRINKER IVY'S TEA
one day professional runner timetorunletsgo went running and then saw ivy drinking tea so then he thougth "hahaha i will sell the tea for 1000000000 dollars" and STOLE the tea which made ivy very angery and so then they got into a super high speed street chase of 1 mile an hour!!!!11!11one!11 ivy said "give me back my T" and time replied "no goat milker ill sell it and get ritch" and then the DESTROY guy came and sed "GIV ME T OR ILL DESTOYR U!!!" and then they where both chasing him bcus the tea was super valuble but then they crashed into the red button which made all the firemen disappear and then everybodys house burned down so they all had to go and live in hotels with borat the kasatstanhn man BUT WAIT the tea was actually a bomb made by the exploding sheep in board game online so they all had to drive to the counter strike counter terrists so they could defuse the bom befure it blew up the world and then they came back with the counter terrists and they went to defuse the tea but none of them had a defuse kit so they couldn't defuse it quick enough and then it went boooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and they all got flung to space and time bought a tower for 2 dollars and said "get off my tower" and everybody else said "no" and got on his tower which was a rather irksome act so time threw the brick with solar panels at them which made it blew up but then a bit of the tea hit evreyone and they deaded
the moral of this story is
don't drink and derive
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jan 24, 2015 4:17:38 GMT
my fucking tea
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 24, 2015 4:23:55 GMT
CHAPTER 2: I'M JUST DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD
turns out that they where all alive and then they were just driving down the road in their space kar and then they saw a truck and they fipped it off but then they came to a toll booth and he said he needed exact change only so ivy gave the toll booth guy five bucks and the toll booth guy said "I SAID EXACT CHANGE ONLY" so ivy gave him 50 bucks and then he said "whatpartofexactchangedontyouunderstand" and ivy replied "wel fuk u guy" and then the guy sed "im gona cal the cops on ur as" and ivy said "well ill fuk u in da face" and hit him DUNDUNdundun and then they where driving down the space road and they stopped at the restaraunt at the end of the universe to eat fried whatever and then they saw that the space road was full of space potholes so then they hit the road with a hammer and then drove off back to eatrh to see the sea which was boring so then time went to viiiiiiiiiiiietnam and bought an ugly pot which the destroy guy didnt like so he DESTORYED it so time bought another and then the destroy guy tried to destroy him but then the masked dalek came and had an accident so he called his insurance company and the insurance company said "NO GO AWAY" so the masked dalek drove down a well and never came back.... so then time and the destroy guy where fighteing over weather or not he could buy another ugly pot but speaking of weather time is not a sheldon anymore hes a castfrom so he made the weather bad and everybody got sad because of the rain
the moarl of the story is
don't buy ugly pots
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Post by gold on Jan 24, 2015 4:32:44 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 4:44:30 GMT
....Chapter 2.1 Don't be an idiot. Once up on top of a time. a space probe became sentient and decided these stories are worse than the little french girl story he saw on youtube. So he launched a missile strike on it by hacking into NATA(Not Any Tyranny Allowed)and DERPA(Department of Evil Research of Pokemon and Acronyms) secret weapon programs, causing a nuclear winter and ending life as you know it. So don't be an idiot.
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 24, 2015 4:56:17 GMT
They're meant to be bad. So stop being as judgemental as spono.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 7:31:22 GMT
It was intended humorously.
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 25, 2015 12:32:33 GMT
CHAPTER 3: THE ORERGON TREYEL and then the admins were in a wagon with terbo oxen going 88 mph down the oreregeon treyl and then they were just driving down the road and then time said "ivy lets play scrabble" and then ivy said "yeah lets play scrabble" so then they were playing scrabble but then time broke his everything while playing scrabble which made him say "no" and then they ran out of meat and fuel for the oxen so they had to go to the gas station to get more food and fuel for the turbo oxen which was premium fuel which was expensive so they made the DESTROY guy pay for it BUT THEN HE PUT IN DIESEL INSTEAD OF PETROL WHICH BROKE THE OXEN AND MADE THEM GASSY and then time said "destroy guy you put diesel in the oxen thats punishment for 4/20 minutes and your punishment is to milk the oxen" and then the destroy guy said "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no" and he had to milk the oxen to get them working again and then they were driving down the road and they saw a toll booth so they crashed through it and did some sick air m8 as well as awesome sk8 tricks with the wagon but then one of the oxen exploded which made them spin out through a busy intersection then time said "oh boy here comes the poetry" and then they crashed into the libery and then ivy got dystenery so they had to go to mister goat milkers house to get some snake oil to cure it but then the oxen fell apart because they were bad so they had to push the wagon to the goat milker to get snake oil and ivy said "this wagon sucks" so they went running lets go but then there was the terrists from conter stike and then they were hostages and the counter terrists saved them and then they met celceus the arceus puller and the shiny mudkip so they fixed the wagon and got new oxen and then time ivy celceus and the destroy guy and the shiny mudkip went driving down the road again but then they go to fast and BIG CONSEQUENCE hapen and they crashed which made them all say "no"
the morl of the story is
dont put the wrong fuel in your oxen
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 25, 2015 14:31:57 GMT
CHAPTER 4: THE ADMINS GO TO THE TOWER OF PIZZA after they did an insurance claim on the guy they crashed into and started driving down the road again the DESTROY guy suddenly started feeling quite peckish for pizza so he said "lets go to the tower of pizza in itely" and then celceus the arceus puller said "ok" and then they drove to the tower of pizza only to find that it was actuly FEDDY FEZBERS PIZZA PLACE OMG OMG OMG 1000000SPOOKY and then it was bad and foxey bittened of 87 time but time was okay because he's a sheildon and then time said "go away goat milker" and FLUNG foxey away and the shiny mud kip said "what a relef" so they went driving down the road again and then ivy saw an egg street racing while it was saying stuff like "GOES STREET RACING" and "GOES 10000000 MPH" and then the cops said "suspect is on a tricycle" and then they got him and beat him and eat him so then everyone went "well that was stupid" and then the admins went down the road some more and then time saw a truck and said "no truck" and then he flipped it off BUT SUDDENLY THE TRUCK GOT ANGRY AND HIT THE WAGON MAKING THE OXEN GO TO ARBYS AND THE ADMINS FLY TO VIETNAM WHERE TIME BUYS UGLY POTS AND THEN TIME BOUGHT AN UGLY POT AND THE DESTROY GUY SAID "no more ugly pots time i already told you no more buying these pots i hate them" SO THEN TIME DIDN'T BUY AN UGLY POT AND THE SHINY MUDKIP SUGGESTED THAT THEY GO TO SKY CASTEL SO THEY WENT THERE AND ARCUS WAS THEIR AND THEN HE SAID "im gode and i'm souperman so i wont stop blocking the way to the banana factory" and then the shiny mud kip said "celceus pull him" and then celceus PULLED THE ARCEUS and then it got out of the way and then they went to the banana factory to take a tour and fix times broken everything with banana so he could get to his true luv the solar spec prob in da space
the moerel of this story iz
brush your teef
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jan 25, 2015 14:33:00 GMT
i dont even
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 25, 2015 15:20:33 GMT
CHAPTER 5: AIR CONTROL AFTER THEY FIXED TIME WITH BANANAS THEY WERE SUDDENLY ON THE PLANE AND TIME HAD A TOMMY GUN AND THEN THE SHINY MUDKIP SAID THAT THERE WAS TERRISTS IN RED SHIRTS AND THEN TERRISTS IN RED SHIRTS SHOT AT THEM AND TIME SHOT THEM WITH THE TOMMY GUN AND THE TERRISTS BLEW UP and then they went to the cockpit and suddenly they were in the desert and celceus was tired after pulling the arceus so they all buried their heads in the sand and sleeped and then they woke up and they didnt have a wagon so they all had to sk8 to the wagon shop and get a new wagon while doing souper kool sk8 tricks m8 but then their sk8 tricks caused 9/11 and then they all said "no" and went and bought a new wagon and got the turbo oxen back from the arbys where they were playing poker so then they were driving again and then freddy and the other fnaf men were chasing them on penny-farthings and ivy said "step on it" and then they pressed the terbo button and they went really really fast so fast that the oxen got on fire and they went upside down and then they were flying and the DESTROY guy said "we are in the sky" and celceus replied "yes" and then they did kool skool air trix but OH NO the oxen burned and then they were falling but luckily they landed on the brick factory so they were all okay and then they made a man pull the wagon to the scinence shop so they could get rockets to go fast enough to go BACK TO THE FUTURE so then they went 88 mph and went back to the future but suddenly the fnaf guys were chasing them again on rocket tricycles powered by deadly poisonous zanzibar hamsters and then they went street racing but then the cup holders on the wagon broke making it spin out through a slightly-less-busy-but-still-busy intersection and get on with it like the monty python man said and then they went to briten to get some tea for ivy and then time said "i want to drown the dogs" so he stole ivys tea to drown the dogs with and went to america to drown the dogs and then he came back and ivy said "my fucking tea" and then they fought and it was feeenny
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jan 25, 2015 15:20:59 GMT
my FUCKING TEA
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Post by aidan7777 on Jan 25, 2015 16:37:58 GMT
CHAPTER 6: TIMETORUNLETSGO TURNS INTO JAMES BOND AFTER THE SLAP FIGHT IVY GOT HER TEA BACK AND TIME THOUGHT HE WAS JAMES BOND AND SAID "i'll see you next fall" AND OPENED THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED TRAP DOOR AND STARTED TRYING TO ORDER MARTINIS FROM EVERYONE THAT WERE SHAKEN NOT STIRRED AND THEN THE DESTROY GUY FELL OUT AND SAID "help meeeeee" and then they tried to stop but time stole the brakes and said "im bond james bond" and parachuted away with a rubbish bag so then celceus had an idea and she wedged an egg in the wheel to stop the wagon and the egg said "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" while it wore down and then when the wagon stopped they got the destroy guy and went to look for time to stop him from being james bond so then they found him and stopped him from being bond by using another egg so then they went driving again and when they stopped the scraggy kid came and stole ivys tea and ivy said "my fucking tea" and everyone else said "your fucking tea" and then they got into a super super super duper duper high speed chase of 2 miles per hour and then the scraggy kid realised that it was a bomb and then he put it in his pants but he didn't realise that it was hot tea so he went "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" and died and then ivy said "ha you died" and returned to the wagon ONLY TO FIND THAT THE SHINY MUDKIP ATE ALL THE FUCKING WHEELS AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY SPARES AND IVY DRANK BOMB SO SHE HAD TO GO TO THE X RAY AND THEN THEY WENT TO THE X RAY AND FOUND BOMB SO THEY DELETED THE BOMB AND THEN THEY MADE NEW WHEELS OUT OF DUCT TAPE AND CHEWING GUM AND THEN THEY WENT OFF TO SOME OTHER PLACE I DUNNO
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jan 25, 2015 16:43:21 GMT
my FUCKING TEA
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Post by Masked on Jan 25, 2015 16:52:09 GMT
"then ivy saw an egg street racing while it was saying stuff like "GOES STREET RACING" and "GOES 10000000 MPH" and then the cops said "suspect is on a tricycle" and then they got him and beat him and eat" IM DYINI NEED AIR
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