Post by aidan7777 on Aug 26, 2015 17:46:21 GMT
CHAPTER 1: PROLOUGE1!1!!1!4!!!!!!
AUGUARY 12, 1976
"in the herts of you, and everone in the clan…......Your lovving mamories will kep me aliv in your sols and I will also live on….” Stargleam toke one last dyigng breathe, raking her hole body with the eforrt. "…in Jesu Crist! The cat once again grew stil, and a gim silenche sept over."
“….StarGleam….”
FireStar was the firts to spek. “Every one! Look at Stargleam! She’s….......GROWING!”
nd inded she was. JazzPaw gapsed, leping back from the lumisect corse. GlameStar’s body ros into the air, small ligts apprearing arund her liek lighting bug. They swilled around her, puling her father into the sky. Lights began to shrine through StarKit’s fur. The clan watches in aw as their savor slowy began to dispear into millons upon millionss of the lights. They swrled in the air abovve, slowly astending into Starcaln. The last few flits of sparke twined out of sight… and GleamStra was no mor.
"in the herts of you, and everone in the clan…......Your lovving mamories will kep me aliv in your sols and I will also live on….” Stargleam toke one last dyigng breathe, raking her hole body with the eforrt. "…in Jesu Crist! The cat once again grew stil, and a gim silenche sept over."
“….StarGleam….”
FireStar was the firts to spek. “Every one! Look at Stargleam! She’s….......GROWING!”
nd inded she was. JazzPaw gapsed, leping back from the lumisect corse. GlameStar’s body ros into the air, small ligts apprearing arund her liek lighting bug. They swilled around her, puling her father into the sky. Lights began to shrine through StarKit’s fur. The clan watches in aw as their savor slowy began to dispear into millons upon millionss of the lights. They swrled in the air abovve, slowly astending into Starcaln. The last few flits of sparke twined out of sight… and GleamStra was no mor.
she was buried in a sacred and nice place, behind that shitty house on the hill (which was then bulldozed and a dog peed on the grave site)
some say her spirit still roams the earth and brings her joy to everyone around which explains why we have so many damn people falling of roofs, ladders, tripping over things, and spilling milk it's because that STUPID CATS SPIRIT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE
infact it was kind of a good thing she died really she was kind of a brat and she looked fucking stupid but she had an amazing amount of charm, almost to that of a manhole cover
she was gone for good
BUT THEN YEARS LATER IN 1982 (i know its only 6 years shut up im an author!!)
AUGUARY 12, 1982
"waa i hate how starkid dided in 1976 i am tired of having no mat! my floor is covered in dirt because i have no mat!" gaystripe shitted
"yes we need a mat" firestar quereid
"we need some 1 2 be plebian wit!" said a cat who doesn't matter in this story
but then they had an idea!
"starkit mk2" said graystrip
they all said "yes" and went to have a party with beer and stuff
IN THE MODEL PLANNING PLACE
"ok we are making a new model it is starkit mkII who has any ideas" said the director man
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" said all the idiots in suits
"we should put a brain in her head instead of an anvil!" shitted a slightly intelligent man in a suit
"good idea" saided direcor mane!
they were all in de cat making factorery and they were making starkit mk2 but one of the workers was disgruntled and put an anvil in her head instead of a brain and poured his bear into it and wrote "BAIN" on tehe sid using a morker so then they fniinnished shatkit mark 2 and she woz better than mak 1
INTRODUCING THE NEW 1982 STARKIT MK2!
BRAKES THAT WORK (sorta)
12 MILES A GALLON GAS MILAGE! $AVE $OME GREEN!!!!!
8-VALVE
oh wait am i advertising a car oh well i'll just throw it in because shitkat is as intelligent as a car anyway nobody will know the difernce" said the ad man
"git te fkcu out of heatr!!" said the salezman as he kiked starkit out the dr and into the forst
STARKIT MKII'S PROPHECY
WRITTEN BY THAT VERY SAME IDIOT WHO WROTE THE SILLY FANFICTION SERIES
WRITTEN BY THAT VERY SAME IDIOT WHO WROTE THE SILLY FANFICTION SERIES
