Post by aidan7777 on Sept 2, 2014 6:46:14 GMT
MAXIMUM three words per post. The latest poster writes a bit of the story. I'll edit this post with the story, You can put , . ! ? as well as "..." as Punctuation doesn't count as words.
NOTICE: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS STORY THAT ARE MORE THAN THREE WORDS LONG WILL BE SKIPPED
NOTICE: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS STORY THAT ARE MORE THAN THREE WORDS LONG WILL BE SKIPPED
-Chapter 1: The Freddy Fazbear's pizza on fire-
Once, Duck went to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza on fire to get some spooky ravioli covered by toxic photons that bounced around magikarps that got nuked by the bakery that giratina ate with mayor McCheese, Its buddy. A toblerone bar hit mayor McCheese and a scary scream of "OUCH!" Then the place blew up into a creepy mask, Wore by slenderman who then got dysentery and died. So his duck quacked and then went to space To get groceries for his pikachu that does nothing at all. Then he talked "I am a garfield that ate meth and died!" Potato eats it. and grows wings. Meanwhile at freddy's... Under attack by me. The power lowers freddy's car to sea level in jaw's lawn, Jaw's EVIL lawn! Eating grass... Was evil in The 3rd Movie. Then the animatronic bear threw up poison gas.. killing batman but then animatronic rabbit hit its head With freddy's head which was ahead with duck animatronic and freddy crueger: The ultimate team! Black kyurem attacked... Along with madonna the abomination who ate cheese died. No surprise there. In his will, He was stupid. He wanted mayonnaise for his only dog named Chuck McSpeedSauce who licked his second favorite record collection By frank sinatra the elephant. Who also ate itself and the definition of space.
Once, Duck went to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza on fire to get some spooky ravioli covered by toxic photons that bounced around magikarps that got nuked by the bakery that giratina ate with mayor McCheese, Its buddy. A toblerone bar hit mayor McCheese and a scary scream of "OUCH!" Then the place blew up into a creepy mask, Wore by slenderman who then got dysentery and died. So his duck quacked and then went to space To get groceries for his pikachu that does nothing at all. Then he talked "I am a garfield that ate meth and died!" Potato eats it. and grows wings. Meanwhile at freddy's... Under attack by me. The power lowers freddy's car to sea level in jaw's lawn, Jaw's EVIL lawn! Eating grass... Was evil in The 3rd Movie. Then the animatronic bear threw up poison gas.. killing batman but then animatronic rabbit hit its head With freddy's head which was ahead with duck animatronic and freddy crueger: The ultimate team! Black kyurem attacked... Along with madonna the abomination who ate cheese died. No surprise there. In his will, He was stupid. He wanted mayonnaise for his only dog named Chuck McSpeedSauce who licked his second favorite record collection By frank sinatra the elephant. Who also ate itself and the definition of space.
-Chapter 2: Palkia Goes To France-
Donald trump ate a dolphin once upon a moon, which made Joey Ramone resurrected and palkia angry after eating KFC because it exploded. He journeys to france to dance like.. Mickey mouse With his lucky brick. With magical powers! Then palkia said "I SO HUNGREH" Bonnie and chica were charlie chaplin's. Then shrek came and killed me for 1 quid and for doritoes, I ate them. Dragonslayer31222 became maincharacter featuring me, The exploding head Called Bill Nye the moose guy who ate pajamas of bill cosby ran around and crashed into a box and turned into a mudkip and died because an aggron looked at him and ate brains of his mom. Potato ate dirt and played guitar and got shreked because his guitar watched justin timberlake the giraffe. Who died to beegee's "Stayin alive" who giratina ate also. "Wtf, Giratina?" who arceus ate the words who celebi nuked with rubber nukes and it rained skitties and houndours that pooped pink palkia action figures. Who was an hero, He died. Everyone has died, Being an heroes.
Donald trump ate a dolphin once upon a moon, which made Joey Ramone resurrected and palkia angry after eating KFC because it exploded. He journeys to france to dance like.. Mickey mouse With his lucky brick. With magical powers! Then palkia said "I SO HUNGREH" Bonnie and chica were charlie chaplin's. Then shrek came and killed me for 1 quid and for doritoes, I ate them. Dragonslayer31222 became maincharacter featuring me, The exploding head Called Bill Nye the moose guy who ate pajamas of bill cosby ran around and crashed into a box and turned into a mudkip and died because an aggron looked at him and ate brains of his mom. Potato ate dirt and played guitar and got shreked because his guitar watched justin timberlake the giraffe. Who died to beegee's "Stayin alive" who giratina ate also. "Wtf, Giratina?" who arceus ate the words who celebi nuked with rubber nukes and it rained skitties and houndours that pooped pink palkia action figures. Who was an hero, He died. Everyone has died, Being an heroes.
-Chapter 3: Abraham Lincoln's Imploding Act-
Eating potatoes was evil because it ate itself. Then dialga said "Roar. i am a cat hood ornament with binoculars that shoot lasers!" I am hungry.... said abraham lincoln. He imploded due to being lincoln. Justin beiber said "MOO" and died by aldur who was an elephant that made potato keyboards. And then came shaniqua from Detroit who screeched "JAAAANE!!!" Then got mugged by coffee mugs. Albert Einstien was actually stupid. So he died and ate curry with arceus. Arceus then imploded from stale curry. I am bored. Said a penguin who died of arceus-itis and exploding BEES! Full of dynamite!
Eating potatoes was evil because it ate itself. Then dialga said "Roar. i am a cat hood ornament with binoculars that shoot lasers!" I am hungry.... said abraham lincoln. He imploded due to being lincoln. Justin beiber said "MOO" and died by aldur who was an elephant that made potato keyboards. And then came shaniqua from Detroit who screeched "JAAAANE!!!" Then got mugged by coffee mugs. Albert Einstien was actually stupid. So he died and ate curry with arceus. Arceus then imploded from stale curry. I am bored. Said a penguin who died of arceus-itis and exploding BEES! Full of dynamite!
-Chapter 4: Giratina kills people for a laugh and then i go to france-
Mwm is cool in a pigsty. GET REKT M9. Said mayor McCheese's rainbow colored pikachu who died to giratina's cyanide fish factory which arceus died from mlg. A fish additive. died from a blue pigeon singing let it go: The AC/DC cover. And everybody died because giratina's cyanide fish plan worked. The end, now was considered offensive. Guess thats it was a gameshow made by hooligans that are hoopas and ate groudon. That's the end of the road now. To die, To sleep. Perchance My anaconda don't get arceus-itis. Don't want none, Yo yo yeah. Less u got bots and pots. "OH MY GOD! ARCEUS IS HERE! WAIT WHAT OMG!" said the postman. "LOOK AT HER... She's DEAD, Jim! BUTT! WHY GOD..." said his cat. Halloween was 30 when it died. nowone dies tonight was a lie that wasn't really but kinda was but it wasn't and was too although it wasn't and was. Nowone died today because it's a roleplay aidan won't like to play. He don't let cemeteries go bust. He pays them shoelaces and bombs. Flies to paris. Cybermen crawling out of Eiffel towers eating pastries and italian cakes went to egypt with a sombrero and dialga. from hawaii, america, They went to Hawaii, America. because dialga wanted to die from dysentery. Mwm's swag was taken over by mwm herself. But then suddenly 1970's afro man eats soup in the future. Palkia eats cheese again....Really... Dialga eats pie, Giratina eats waffles, Arceus eats computer. Lugia eats fish and nuclear waste. HO-OH EATS BAGEL. Palkia destroys it. And mickey mouse pees on it whilst eating pizza from freddy nukes potatoes.inc, Nom was a boy or a girl or a boy. Probs a girl.
Mwm is cool in a pigsty. GET REKT M9. Said mayor McCheese's rainbow colored pikachu who died to giratina's cyanide fish factory which arceus died from mlg. A fish additive. died from a blue pigeon singing let it go: The AC/DC cover. And everybody died because giratina's cyanide fish plan worked. The end, now was considered offensive. Guess thats it was a gameshow made by hooligans that are hoopas and ate groudon. That's the end of the road now. To die, To sleep. Perchance My anaconda don't get arceus-itis. Don't want none, Yo yo yeah. Less u got bots and pots. "OH MY GOD! ARCEUS IS HERE! WAIT WHAT OMG!" said the postman. "LOOK AT HER... She's DEAD, Jim! BUTT! WHY GOD..." said his cat. Halloween was 30 when it died. nowone dies tonight was a lie that wasn't really but kinda was but it wasn't and was too although it wasn't and was. Nowone died today because it's a roleplay aidan won't like to play. He don't let cemeteries go bust. He pays them shoelaces and bombs. Flies to paris. Cybermen crawling out of Eiffel towers eating pastries and italian cakes went to egypt with a sombrero and dialga. from hawaii, america, They went to Hawaii, America. because dialga wanted to die from dysentery. Mwm's swag was taken over by mwm herself. But then suddenly 1970's afro man eats soup in the future. Palkia eats cheese again....Really... Dialga eats pie, Giratina eats waffles, Arceus eats computer. Lugia eats fish and nuclear waste. HO-OH EATS BAGEL. Palkia destroys it. And mickey mouse pees on it whilst eating pizza from freddy nukes potatoes.inc, Nom was a boy or a girl or a boy. Probs a girl.
-Chapter 5: Holy mother of arceus covered in margarine!-
Ganon back handed the illuminati ate potatoes club that belonged to your mom. Mundo goes where he pleases. Dave likes plants, Plants kill dave. Bowman from 2001, Ponies chickens bacon. Meanwhile in the shrek's swamp was An RV show. Then shrek said "MOO" and died by aldur the keyboardmaker elephant. And then came an evil washing machine, followed by a cymbal banging monkey eating poisoned bananas and making potholes. Then came 43 ponified overrated cups filled with oil that exploded due to walter white's duck hunting dog. Walter white said "Smell ya later" Then garry from breaking bad said "I'm a cat!" after eating catnip. "Holy mother of me." said arceus covered in margarine. Anime characters from the toilet ate books and walts meth where lava flowed into bonnies nose. Aldur ate him and died by a classic anvil. Rest in piss. Celebi saw arceus in love with kyurem the iceberg. Then arceus just decided to quit fish wrestling. And sonic said "QUACK!" and went to the moon to kill mario the elephant. After going moon. He saw duck from the pizzeria from chapter 1 that burned his spooky ravioli. Then came the mouse, Mickey mouse. Eating sandwich with nails and bolts and died the bread blue. Don't die kids! Then palkia just threw letters at postman pat who revived the thread.
Ganon back handed the illuminati ate potatoes club that belonged to your mom. Mundo goes where he pleases. Dave likes plants, Plants kill dave. Bowman from 2001, Ponies chickens bacon. Meanwhile in the shrek's swamp was An RV show. Then shrek said "MOO" and died by aldur the keyboardmaker elephant. And then came an evil washing machine, followed by a cymbal banging monkey eating poisoned bananas and making potholes. Then came 43 ponified overrated cups filled with oil that exploded due to walter white's duck hunting dog. Walter white said "Smell ya later" Then garry from breaking bad said "I'm a cat!" after eating catnip. "Holy mother of me." said arceus covered in margarine. Anime characters from the toilet ate books and walts meth where lava flowed into bonnies nose. Aldur ate him and died by a classic anvil. Rest in piss. Celebi saw arceus in love with kyurem the iceberg. Then arceus just decided to quit fish wrestling. And sonic said "QUACK!" and went to the moon to kill mario the elephant. After going moon. He saw duck from the pizzeria from chapter 1 that burned his spooky ravioli. Then came the mouse, Mickey mouse. Eating sandwich with nails and bolts and died the bread blue. Don't die kids! Then palkia just threw letters at postman pat who revived the thread.
-Chapter 6: Snow white breaks bad-
Chronolith killed the hospital because he was a giant elephant who said "tenticle illuminati confirmed!?!??!?!?" then xfiles played "Highawy to hell." "Hell, my bae." Walter white said "BIG MAMA!" because he saw me milking a goat milking a doritos-eating goat eating a doritos bag full of doritos killed kenny flavour like pizza. Then dialga just reversed time and died. Then he was buried in some soil that was actually lava for some reason. And palkia came and played bagpipes and he watched.. The goodies laughed at palkia with mushroom plates on his head. Only 3 words. "TSUNAMI RUN!" And "MOO!" Gurlatina came and said "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!" Seven dwarves to mine and make meth for Tsinderella to smoke and take drugs to market and die in vain. Police came to freddy's donut shop to get donuts made by aldur the elephant who made donuts was poached by bubblegum terrorists and sugar terrorists who bombed his moms house was mad at. who cares about Arceus, Anyway? said food and drinks stand guy. was sorry for caik ate some pepper and threw up glitter and zoey revived the thread (again) with anthony the duckmaster.
Chronolith killed the hospital because he was a giant elephant who said "tenticle illuminati confirmed!?!??!?!?" then xfiles played "Highawy to hell." "Hell, my bae." Walter white said "BIG MAMA!" because he saw me milking a goat milking a doritos-eating goat eating a doritos bag full of doritos killed kenny flavour like pizza. Then dialga just reversed time and died. Then he was buried in some soil that was actually lava for some reason. And palkia came and played bagpipes and he watched.. The goodies laughed at palkia with mushroom plates on his head. Only 3 words. "TSUNAMI RUN!" And "MOO!" Gurlatina came and said "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!" Seven dwarves to mine and make meth for Tsinderella to smoke and take drugs to market and die in vain. Police came to freddy's donut shop to get donuts made by aldur the elephant who made donuts was poached by bubblegum terrorists and sugar terrorists who bombed his moms house was mad at. who cares about Arceus, Anyway? said food and drinks stand guy. was sorry for caik ate some pepper and threw up glitter and zoey revived the thread (again) with anthony the duckmaster.
-Chapter 7: This thread's a long runner, Innit?-
Then joey said "I'm a ugly hairy man with a gun!" Katelyn then shot herself in the face with the pistol because she was a idiot with no brain. Joey is ginger and zac is an onion face smeg head who asssaulted Dustbin the clown that he exploded with jamie's c4. Then shelduhh came and banned zac from TLOZ servers for being rude at guests that ate his bubblegum. Then Tinker banned himself and then shelduhh eradicated him. Then dialga went 1980's to meet doc brown from doctor when. Diagla went back to meet Dentist in a mountain. But anna was eaten by aldur. He was killed by a cake. The cake revived Peter by using his power. Fred ate Paul because paul had farted poison gas and had looked like an idiot to kevin who died whilst singing "Stayin alive". But married taokaka said otherwise.
Then joey said "I'm a ugly hairy man with a gun!" Katelyn then shot herself in the face with the pistol because she was a idiot with no brain. Joey is ginger and zac is an onion face smeg head who asssaulted Dustbin the clown that he exploded with jamie's c4. Then shelduhh came and banned zac from TLOZ servers for being rude at guests that ate his bubblegum. Then Tinker banned himself and then shelduhh eradicated him. Then dialga went 1980's to meet doc brown from doctor when. Diagla went back to meet Dentist in a mountain. But anna was eaten by aldur. He was killed by a cake. The cake revived Peter by using his power. Fred ate Paul because paul had farted poison gas and had looked like an idiot to kevin who died whilst singing "Stayin alive". But married taokaka said otherwise.
-Chapter 8: I type with 5 fingers on the left, but only 2 on the right.
Adam said hi. Jimmy ignored him. Adam took out a gun and shot Jimmy. Noooo, Jimmy! Nooooooo! screamed Bob Marley when he was yelling madly. Oshosh breaks in and is killed. David gets angry and suicides. Andrew the duck went to the corner shop to get some bread and plutonium. He died and said "Oh, No!" Anthony enters holding a bag of chocolate buttons and chocolate chips. He ate them slowly and then died of dysentery. Felix ate cake and also died by poison and antidote revived the wrong guy ate cheese. And then everything exploded. "Oh, The humanity!" Sarah cried. And then she killed herself with a fish of whom had a top hat. Shark ate itself and then burped himself out of jail of hell. He said, GET OUTTA OF my basement he said, and then went to the shop to get some chewing gum and nuclear weapons to kill obama bin laden who later died because he was cool and totally radical super cat. Then Osama said "Oh, I'm dead!" because he got whateveritis and died a horrible death for peace and ate cake to live, and died again crying "I have no life." And he fell into a skip and survived it. But he entered Krusty Krab and ordered some arsenic and fries somehow coated in cyanide Then he went dead again. Then justin bieber milked his goat and it burped the national anthem and a stupid dog clapped. Then a horse exploded into candy and fire. There was a Druddigon became president. Who then died but lived on and ate pickled death and died horribly. Then borat said "I love you not.." and jumped off the cliff with the piranha expert who said "Eat pie." Then stuffed some cake. But wait, it's the tooth fairy's new car! He drove to London and ate donuts whilst singing the anthem of Russia. Then he flew to Africa to get snakes from the snake charmer to tame the thread being dead. Banana men then stopped him from pursuing his dreams because he likes clown jobs and peppered pickles. Both of which are very unfashionable. He escaped while eating a hotdog. He got there on his tricycle but then forgot to breathe and suffocated and licked a toad and died a horrible death forever alone.
Adam said hi. Jimmy ignored him. Adam took out a gun and shot Jimmy. Noooo, Jimmy! Nooooooo! screamed Bob Marley when he was yelling madly. Oshosh breaks in and is killed. David gets angry and suicides. Andrew the duck went to the corner shop to get some bread and plutonium. He died and said "Oh, No!" Anthony enters holding a bag of chocolate buttons and chocolate chips. He ate them slowly and then died of dysentery. Felix ate cake and also died by poison and antidote revived the wrong guy ate cheese. And then everything exploded. "Oh, The humanity!" Sarah cried. And then she killed herself with a fish of whom had a top hat. Shark ate itself and then burped himself out of jail of hell. He said, GET OUTTA OF my basement he said, and then went to the shop to get some chewing gum and nuclear weapons to kill obama bin laden who later died because he was cool and totally radical super cat. Then Osama said "Oh, I'm dead!" because he got whateveritis and died a horrible death for peace and ate cake to live, and died again crying "I have no life." And he fell into a skip and survived it. But he entered Krusty Krab and ordered some arsenic and fries somehow coated in cyanide Then he went dead again. Then justin bieber milked his goat and it burped the national anthem and a stupid dog clapped. Then a horse exploded into candy and fire. There was a Druddigon became president. Who then died but lived on and ate pickled death and died horribly. Then borat said "I love you not.." and jumped off the cliff with the piranha expert who said "Eat pie." Then stuffed some cake. But wait, it's the tooth fairy's new car! He drove to London and ate donuts whilst singing the anthem of Russia. Then he flew to Africa to get snakes from the snake charmer to tame the thread being dead. Banana men then stopped him from pursuing his dreams because he likes clown jobs and peppered pickles. Both of which are very unfashionable. He escaped while eating a hotdog. He got there on his tricycle but then forgot to breathe and suffocated and licked a toad and died a horrible death forever alone.
-Chapter 9: It's possible to make cliche anime schoolgirls blush by simply keying in text at speeds of over 100 words a minute.
An eevee fired an rpg at hipper bimm egg because he took the money while running away. but then he got caught on Mega Man's ice cream machine trying to escape from the burglar prevention society
An eevee fired an rpg at hipper bimm egg because he took the money while running away. but then he got caught on Mega Man's ice cream machine trying to escape from the burglar prevention society