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Post by biddyFox on Jul 30, 2015 1:05:46 GMT
(rip)
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 3:18:26 GMT
Before the Alien can say anything, a full 50 round clip of a Model 1921 Thompson is emptied throughout his body, concentrated around the head and upper torso. He falls and dies, acidic blood spurting onto the ground, sizzling.
"What kind of sick fucker would dress up like that?" An Italian, mob sounding voice says.
It's Vito Scaletta, protagonist of Mafia II. Not that any of the strange characters around would know. He slaps another round drum into the weapon, hitching it aside for later use. "So.. might any of you have any idea who this shit is?"
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:14:07 GMT
By the time the Italian mobster showed up, the ordinary magician had already returned to the Forest of Magic, either lucky or unfortunate enough to not witness the creature dying violently.
"By the gods! What Risen could that be that dies and sizzles such hideous blood?!" a voice exclaimed, coming from a young man dressed in a gear ill-fitting for modern time, a longsword buckled on the side of his belt. "I don't know where the heck am I, but seriously, this place is weird..."
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 4:16:47 GMT
"What is it, clown day or somethin'?" Vito scratches his chin.
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:17:33 GMT
"C-Clown? Look, I know my comrades make fun of me for my philander-sort-of behavior, but seriously. What makes you think I resemble a clown?"
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 4:23:10 GMT
"I meant the fact that.. oh whatever."
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:25:54 GMT
"Don't just 'oh whatever' me. What do you mean it's clown day?"
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 4:27:26 GMT
He sighs. "The joke was that there's all these damn wise guys thinking they're so funny dressing up like that." Vito motions to the deceased extraterrestrial. "And uh, no offense.. you."
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:29:19 GMT
"I don't think that's a person you killed..." Inigo replied. "Not that it matters. It's probably something worse; a Risen, maybe."
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 4:32:58 GMT
"The hell's a 'risen'? I almost heard that as 'raisin'."
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:43:17 GMT
"They are undead soldiers under Grima's control... though to be fair, that's an odd-looking armor that badly-resurrected soldier wore. So maybe that's not a Risen."
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 4:45:37 GMT
"Honestly, I don't even know what it is, and I don't care if it's a person or not. You sound like you're on a lot of dope, and this fucker killed one of our guys. Perfect." He kicks the corpse.
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:46:54 GMT
"On a lot of what? It's that a slang for something, because if it is, I don't know what you meant," grumbled Inigo in slight annoyance. What an odd place full of strange people he's in.
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Post by Masked on Aug 1, 2015 4:51:48 GMT
'He seems to be like one of those king guys.. I dunno.'
"An 'herbal essence' is what it means, I think."
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 1, 2015 4:52:33 GMT
"Oh, I get it... illegal herbs. If that's what you meant, I never consumed them..."
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