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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 26, 2015 17:30:55 GMT
Would you like some Cake >:3?  Uh... no, thank you... I like cakes, but I just had some, courtesy of Elphelt.  I hate cakes.  Gramps, why do you hate fun?  Cakes aren't healthy for you. I'll pass.  Well, guess what! I'm having cakes! Give me your best cake, girl!
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 26, 2015 17:31:39 GMT
"Why is your hair so spiky, young man? You'll stab his eye out."  Come on, my hair isn't as ridiculous as old man's hair. He tied it, but it's still fucking spiky. And if you think my hair is ridiculous, have you seen Millia?! Her hair is beyond level of 'ridiculous'! ... she's pretty, though.
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Post by TheShinyMudkipz on Jun 26, 2015 17:32:43 GMT
Le Shiny places down a cake and walks off.
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Post by Masked on Jun 26, 2015 17:34:12 GMT
"Millia? Who is that, even?"
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 26, 2015 17:35:40 GMT
Le Shiny places down a cake and walks off.  Hah, a win for me... meanwhile you old men don't get delicious stuff!  I don't get to eat trash. That's nice.  Okay, you just fucking didn't call 'cake' trash! You wanna go, old man?!  Hey, don't blame me if you get injured, you moron. You're challenging me again.  Sin! Sol! Stop that quarrel this instant!  Piss off, Ky. Your bratty son wants to settle scores with me.  Yeah, Dad! Go be useless somewhere else, I'm going to beat up Sol.
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 26, 2015 17:36:20 GMT
"Millia? Who is that, even?"  Ex-assassin chick Zato wants to bang even in death with crazy hair magic.
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Post by Masked on Jun 26, 2015 17:38:59 GMT
"What? Zato? Speak in a way that doesn't require me to dissect your brain.. figuratively and literally, aheh."
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 26, 2015 17:40:19 GMT
"What? Zato? Speak in a way that doesn't require me to dissect your brain.. figuratively and literally, aheh."  If you weren't a dumbass, you'd realize Zato is a person.
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Post by Masked on Jun 26, 2015 17:45:32 GMT
"You don't even know me, buddy. Anyways, why is the kid so.. uh, ecstatic?"
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 26, 2015 17:49:22 GMT
"You don't even know me, buddy. Anyways, why is the kid so.. uh, ecstatic?"  What is that supposed to mean?!  I knew I was a shitty caretaker, but I never expected I would accidentally stuff his head with clouds instead of an actual brain at that time.  Fuck off, old man... you keep saying that like it's not your fault!
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Twelve
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" The cat below your hat doesn't deserve a pat on the back. "
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Post by Twelve on Jun 27, 2015 4:03:44 GMT
Hey. Ya'll want some candy and sweets?
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 27, 2015 4:39:43 GMT
Hey. Ya'll want some candy and sweets?  I don't mind gifts, but... I don't know if I can trust you.  Oh, cram it, dad. Yeah, I want candies.  ...  ... don't bother.  What?
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Post by Meepy on Jun 27, 2015 5:18:02 GMT
Have any of you seen my head around here?
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jun 27, 2015 5:23:15 GMT
Have any of you seen my head around here?  How the hell are you even headless...?  - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sin! Stop screaming, you dumbass!  T-There's a headless girl in front of me... she's gonna kill us... she's a zombie! The apocalypse has started, gramps! We gotta get dad...  Good god, you dumbass... the 'zombie girl' is looking for her head. There's no fucking problem with that.  Shut up! If we don't do ANYTHING, we'll die like the Japanese! We'll get slaughtered by the zombies the same way the Japanese got slaughtered by Gears!  Why don't you just destroy her?  Eugh! I don't want to hit a zombie with my flag pole...
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Post by Masked on Jun 27, 2015 5:23:44 GMT
"Are you guys Asian? Weird question I know, but I'm curious."
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