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Post by aidan7777 on Mar 16, 2015 8:11:54 GMT
CHAPTER 1: BUCKLING-SPRING SHOWDOWN (aka i just got a model M and this is an excuse to type)
so i got a model m and it's pretty rad (its from 1991 yeahh) but enough talk about me keyboard its time to type lets go so after high skool the team decided that 2015 was a load of bollocks so they decided to go back to whatever the hell silly fanfiction 1 took place in (probably 1979 but whatever) and then they played card game BUT THEN ivy had huge arguement with tea and then she had a big break up and then the same bowler-cap pigeon from silly fanfiction 1 came and stole the tea and then ivy said "yay tea is dead" so then she decided to try and make time write poetry which made time really angry so he said "no goat milker i dont like poetry so shut up" and then ivy said "foke you" and they got into big light saber fight and during the light saber duel they accidentally hit professional arceus-puller celcues with a light saber and it made her dead rip celcues 1957-whatever this takes place in and then they had respectful proper funeral which had respectful proper funeral music but then the destroy guy DESTROYED the funeral because he felt like doing it and he didn't like the funeral mans face and then time said "what" and broke his everything from the sheer randomness of the situation and the shiny mudkip didn't like what the DESTROY guy did so then she ate his clown nose and then the destroy guy DESTROYED the shiny mudkip's stomach so she couldn't eat stuff ever again and took his clown nose back and said "no eating shiny mudkip" and the shiny mudkip said "ok" and then they fixed time with banannananas because he gets fixed by bananas don't question that you noob but then bell from twilight breaking bad came and she cooked meth thats 10000000 percent pure but then walter white said "stay out of my terrertrery" and blew up bell from twilight and then the admins thought that was stupid so the DESTROY guy destroyed walter white for being bad at breaking bad so then they drove their house to the scraggy kid because we need a replacement member after celceus deaded and the scraggy kid said yes and dont ask how hes alive because he is in this one noob and then the scraggy kid was just about to kiss his waife taokaker and then a crazy man ran her over with his car and said "hahahehhaheahahheaha your cat wife is dead noob" and drove off at 1000000 mph and then an egg came and went "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and hached into a baby time which made timetorunletsgo super angry and then he beat it to death with his emergency bludgeoning dog which he then drowned because he is a professional dog drowner and it was feeenny
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Post by aidan7777 on Mar 16, 2015 11:06:03 GMT
CHAPTER 2: THE SCRAGGY KID JOINED THE FIASCO
so after time made the fake audience laugh with his dog drown act they decided to get in their super cool super speedy wagon and then they all turned to the scraggy kid and then the DESTROY guy said "so you are the man who poured hot gravy down my beautiful suit hello how are you doing" and then the scraggy kid said "i love blaze blow" and then ivy said "yay i like blaz blou two" and then they were in love because i have to ship them because they have one fucking thing in common because that's how shipping works and anybody who says otherwise is a smeg head so then ivy and the scraggy kid went on date went to fun fair went to cafe and then had sexy time watched seinfeld so then time went "dont date you goat milker love birds" and teleported them back to the cool go fast wagon for punishment for 4/20 minutes and the shiny mudkip watched so after the punishment they played blaz blue and then scraggy got a new waifu and time banned her and then scraggy got a new waifu and time said "no waifus" so then scraggy didn't get a new waifu and he cried like an egg (they taped his mouth forever after that) and speaking of eggs an egg tried to street race them but then time said "what" and threw it in his comic book store much like he did to another egg (who died btw) and then they looked at the super educational instructional safety fliers that PPR has to offer and then they learned so then they got the safety gear to be safe and then the DESTROY guy put time in his pocket because it makes him safer so then they drove down the road in their wagonmobile and then scraggy saw taokakas ghost so he tried to shag talk to it but turns out the shiny mudkip was just messing about with a projecter so then i won her dead body in a game of cards against humanity and i fixed her by turning her off and on again but taokaka's really really boring!! anyway back to these loony admins so then they drove along and they played cards and they did stuff as an excuse for me to write this i don't know why they're driving along don't question me you noob i'm a genius and you're not so learn your bloody place
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Post by aidan7777 on Mar 16, 2015 11:47:40 GMT
CHAPTER 3: THE JAIL BRAKE
turns out that scraggys husbando was an 11 year old kid and then ivy said "scragey why are you cheating on my wah eeh uuhh thats it im calling the cops" and then the police took him to jail and then time went to space to meet his true love solar space case but turns out that solar space probe got SCURVY so time had to go back sad and alone and then scraggy was in jail and then he tried to play blaz blue but it was instead blaz red and he didn't like it so then he tried to contact his 1000000 other waifus only to find that they had all been run over by the psychopath in the car and then the others broke him out of jail like the cool guys they are so then they went driving again BUT THEN the fnaf men on a 5-seat tandem bike started chasing them and they had guns and they had rocket lawnchairs and then chica blasted the wagon with the rocket lawnchair so then they had to 3 2 1 fight and then time punched foxy and got into a hit up and ivy slapped chica to bits but then foxy almost got time and then time said "rude" and banned foxy but then the fnaf men got back up so then they had to get into a massive chase of 2 miles an hour but luckily the DESTROY guy had destroyed the tandem bikes chain so the fnaf men couldn't go up the hill so it turned out that they had gotten away but then the fnaf men came back while driving a motorized pizza shop with cannons that fired last nights hard pizza at them and then they fired last nights hard pizza at the scraggy kid for being a crimeinal and he got broken so then they had to run away and the scraggy kid surrendered cuz he's french but time said "scraggy kid don't surrender or else you will be banned" so then they went to the IT crowd to get scraggy fixed and the IT man said "turn it off and on again" so they turned the scraggy kid off with a picture of margaret thatcher and then turned him back on again with a vaccum cleaner in his bum so then they went off to get away from the fnaf dudes in their motorized cannon pizza shop and they bought someone's mums shitty car and then they went street racing in their shitty car and then they got into big chase but then there was a BIG CRASH and then they had to all go to the hospital because they were all idiots and they needed a brain fixer to fix their broken brains
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Twelve
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" The cat below your hat doesn't deserve a pat on the back. "
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Post by Twelve on Mar 16, 2015 15:54:31 GMT
My rating: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/1
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Mar 16, 2015 17:30:35 GMT
beautiful
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Post by aidan7777 on Mar 16, 2015 19:03:50 GMT
CHAPTER 4: THE UGLY EGG
so after they get a new wagonmobile they went going again to go after the dutch bag who makes the smegging eggs who hatch into shit they shouldn't fucking hatch into they met the UGLY EGG which was a disgusting terrible smelly rude egg which turned to the admins and went "MAMA MAAA MMAA MAMA MAMMA MAMA" and started rolling towards them which made time go "OH SHIT ITS TIME TO RUN LETS GO" and then they runned lets go in their wagon and they went fast but the egg was right behind them in hot pursuit while screaming and shouting "MAMA" so then time said "thats it enough is enough i've had it i'm done thats the last straw egg it's time for some action" so then he went DANGEROUS and he got on his rocket powered lawnchair and then DANGER ZONE music played and he flew behind the egg and he launched a rocket at it and the egg went "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and blew up and then time put on his cool sunglasses but then the shiny mudkip ate his sunglasses and his rocket chair for being a poseur (shut up dutch bag the shiny mudkip can still eat stuff screw continuity) and because time was being a poseur the egg wasn't actually blown up and it was still chasing them and then they pressed the turbo button and they went flying for real and it was an arial pursuit and the egg launched tiny egg missiles but good thing ivy was an ace pilot and she did a barrel roll and doged it and then the DESTROY guy threw a russian babushka doll at the egg and the egg went "WAAAA WAAA MAMA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and was knocked out of the sky as it went squealing to the ground hopefully to annoy someone else instead of the admins and then the scraggy kid talked and he had the duck tape off of his mouth and then it was all cool they were in the air but ivy had to go do a thing and then there was no pilot so then not-as-ace-but-still-ace-pilot time took over but then they met an egg squadron so they had to get away as fastly as they could but then an egg shot the wagons wing and they were going down mayday mayday mayday mayday boommmmmmm and then they got out and walked as fast as they could to run away from the bombing eggs and then i'll continue this later because cliffhanger = moeney
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Post by aidan7777 on Mar 17, 2015 4:38:19 GMT
CHAPTER 5: ARIAL COMBAT
so then they got to the bomb shelter and the eggs were bombing them with smaller eggs that used to be eggs that hatched into a copy of another egg don't ask how that works noob so then they got tommy guns and they were shooting the eggs but the eggs were ace pilots so they just went "DOGES" and doged the bullets so then they had to acquire rocket powered lawnchairs and they started chasing the eggs and shooting their missiles at them and then the eggs went "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and they got blown up by the rockets. so then all seemed well but then reinforcement egg squadrons arrived and started firing on them so the ace pilot admins had to do cool manuevers to avoid the egg projectiles but then the egg fighters launched homing eggs so they went as fast as they could to outrun the homing eggs and then time tossed down a giratina plushie as a countermeasure which the homing eggs started following instead so they all did a loop and they fired their guns into the eggs which made them break and squeal and hatch into baby legendary copies which plummeted towards the ground and splattered in a spectacular way so then time went "yeah!!!" and then they went in for a landing at the landing strip where they got all the medals and a pat on the head so then they walked only to find the fnaf guys waiting for them in their motorized pizza shop and they did a drive by shooting by firing eggs and hard pizza at them so they had to doge it so then the DESTROY guy took out his rocket gun and he shot a rocket at the pizza shop and it got DESTROYED11!!1one!!!! so then they went walking fast because the eggs would be after them because the primary egg directive is to hatch into a copy of something else if you get close to it (especially if you are giratina) and then ivy said "could be worse" and cut to a scene where it iS worse so giratina was walking down the dirt track and suddenly he stumbles upon a massive pack of eggs who all hatch into baby copies of him which invites him to say "ducking hell!" so there you have it and then the ace pilot admins went to a pizza place that wasn't freddys shitty bad smelly ugly rude pizza place but it turns out that it was freddys so they had to spend 5 seconds at freddys (because only an idiot would want to spend 5 nights) so then they got out and they flew off in their rocket chair squadron like the ace pilots they are to eventually blow up the guy who makes all those damn eggs to save PPR once and for all and maybe ivy will re marry tea or maybe she'll fall in love with some dutch bag blaz blue man or maybe scrag will try to marry taokaka despite her being dead who will know?
the moral of the story is be an ace pilot
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steven / cel
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why did i make my custom title that
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Post by steven / cel on Mar 17, 2015 4:57:56 GMT
i rate it roxas/sora
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Post by aidan7777 on Mar 17, 2015 8:35:52 GMT
CHAPTER 7: SMEG!
so after they landed near where the eggmaker is they got out of their rocket powered lawnchairs and they started walking fast and then suddenly an egg jumped into ivys arms and went "WAAAAAA DADA DADA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" so then time said "thats it go away egg" and then time locked the egg in the comic book store which was getting pretty full and then the DESTROY guy said "time why do you put them in the comic book store and not in the rubbish bin" and then time said "because comic books aren't that much different from rubbish and this store is quite soundproof so when they scream you dont go deaf like you usually do" and then moss from the IT crowd came and got a hot ear and said "MY EARS GETTING HOT HELP" and then his ear was on fire and it attracted the eggs and then the DESTROY guy destroyed moss for getting a hot ear and then he called the idiot removal services for the eggs and the number was 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3 so then he called but then an egg bit his phone in half and then tried to bite his clown nose off but then it made the DESTROY guy angry because if you try to bite off his clown nose he doesn't like it so then he took out his destroying knife and he DESTROYED the egg and said a horrible pun and then the shiny mudkip ate an egg but then the egg hatched inside her which made the shiny mudkip spectacularly explode so then they had to get air control to get away from the eggs which kept egging them on to be their mums so then they got away after blowing up the eggs and then they walked into the eggmakers house with their hearing protection and their safety gear and their cool sunglasses on and it turned out that the egg making man was dr eggman from sonic so then they hit him with one of his own eggs and he died rest in piss asshole and then they celebrated and burned down the house but then the baby giratinas that hatched earlier came and started going "MAMA" and chasing them so then time said "what" and he drowned them in the KFC deep fryer because it was feeennny and then it was on metube and it was viral video and it was money so then they had a funeral for the shiny mudkip with the same budget funeral service they had for celceus the arceus puller and then harry potter came and destroyed the funeral and said "mahaha i am the real villon" and then he got in his british car and drove off so then ivy said "we gotta go after him" so they went after him on hamster-wheel powered motorcycles at really fast speed but then harry potter threw banana peels and it made them spin out through that same intersection they spun out through in silly fanfiction 1 but then the DESTROY guy got a blue shell and threw it at harry potter but then harry just honked his horn and the blue shell got scurvy and died so then they followed him to the hog warts pig farm where he crashed his car into a cow and went fast walking so they walked fast after him and it was a super intense chase whoaaa so fast dude explosions and coooool and then ivy lifted up a pig and threw it at harry and then he got hit in the face by the pig which made him lose his glasses so then harry said "expellermus" and stole a car which had no fuel so then he said "expecto petroleum" and the car had a full tank of gas and then he drove off but good thing that the DESTROY guy punctured the tyres so then harry spun out and then drove off a cliff into a pile of bombs which made him go boooommmmmm and that was so cool and then a baby giratina came and looked allegedly 'cute' and it appears that it had melted everyones heart but it turned out that baby pokemon are just annoyances so time tried to drown it in a hot dog stand but it was un drownable so they got the mythbusters and then the mythbusters got their c4 and they blew it up after filling it with ballistics gel and after that they put buster on the toilet because it's the mythbusters and then the ace pilot admins high fived and they went back to their rocket lawnchairs and flew
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Twelve
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" The cat below your hat doesn't deserve a pat on the back. "
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Post by Twelve on Mar 17, 2015 11:16:49 GMT
I rate it Ansem/Terra Fennakin/Froakie XEHANORT/ANSEM VENTUS / AQUA
Overall: 358/2
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Post by aidan7777 on Apr 15, 2015 11:51:05 GMT
CHAPTER 8: HARD SAILING
so the gang were flying and then they were talking but their rocket powered flying lawnchairs ran out of petrol and they crashed on the ground and it turns out that scorpion venom and turtwig and the weedle were waiting for them at the bottom so then they got into a big chase and there was explosions and things so then the team of admins walked faster and they almost got away but it turns out they ran into a river of bad harry potter fan fiction so then DESTROY guy said "look there a boat" and then they went to the boat and got on the boat and then ace sailor timetorunletsgo powered the boat along using only the raw power of swear words so it looks like they are safe BUT WAIT the dragon slayer and net probe came and said "no swearing or ban" so they got chased and time sailed harder but then the net probe threw george W bush at the boat and the boat blew up but then all the admins released their inner seagull and they flew to a beach and stole everyone's french fries but then they found nanj and then nanj said "you shall not pass" and then scraggy gave him the french fries and nanj ate them and got fat and got type 9999 diabetes and got killed until he died so then they went and they saw the news which said that the cereal companies were injecting pure concentrated diabetes into the cereal to give children diabetes so then they went and they stopped them and they won so then they went bowling with roman and then roman said "yeah i am good bowler" but then turtwig and weedle came and screamed at him and he died and a pigeon pooped on him
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Post by Masked on Apr 15, 2015 12:03:26 GMT
only the raw power of swear words so it looks like they are safe BUT WAIT the dragon slayer and net probe came and said "no swearing or ban" oh do i love satire because im dying of laugh
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Post by aidan7777 on Jul 4, 2015 11:19:31 GMT
CHAPTER 9: SUPER RACING CAR RACING TO THE MAX
so the team went to pacifico in america and then time said "oh boy here we go" and then ivy said "time to go to the pizzaria lets go" so they went to the pizzaria and had pizza but the pizza was overpriced so they robbed the store to get pizza to sell on the grey market BUT THEN THE WORLDS WORST POLICE DEPARTMENT CAME AND STARTED CHASING THEM SO THEY GOT INTO THEIR RACING WAGON AND WENT OFF AND TIME THREW AN AMBULANCE AT THE POLICE AND THE POLICE DIED YEAH so they went to the grey market and they sold their ill-gotten-pizzas and then they walked to france and time was all like "hey guys! im gonna jump off the eiffel tower with my flying machine!" and everyone said "nooooooo" so time jumped off but his flying machine did not work and he diededered on the ground when he hit it and everyone cried and the DESTROY guy walked up to him and said "looks like he got DESTROYED" and put on his sunglasses but then ivy walked into another fanfiction and got turned into an onion and went back and broke his sunglasses and then the destroy guy said "aw man i liked those sunglasses" so then they had a funeral for time but because they didn't have any money they had to give him a funeral at honest john's budget funeral service and at the funeral the worst bagpipist ever was playing bad music and time's tombstone said "rest in piss time died in a horse milking accident 1968-1985) so they all booed at the priest and the bagpiper and thew tomatoes and rocks at them and the priest and the bagpipist broke because they were very very very cheaply made and then doctor who was driving his police box and he crashed into the tombstone and ran over honest john in a crash and they all cheered and doctor who stepped out and went "darn i crashed i am going to call my insurance" but then the insurance said "NO" so he walked to the well that the masked dalek had jumped into in silly fanfiction 1 and then jumped into the well and he landed at the bottom of the well and the masked dalek said "hello" and then doctor who said "hello im the doctor"
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Post by aidan7777 on Jul 4, 2015 11:38:02 GMT
CHAPTER 10: he's dead jim!!!
so time was dead he bit the dust he kicked the bucket he's gone and croaked off! he's moved on! he's joined the choir invisible! he is an ex-shieldon!!! so time was waiting in line and it was BORING so 5 hours later he got to the desk and the man said "helo i am mr.satin is this your first time dying" and den time replied "yes" then mr satin said "and whats your name" and time saided "time to run lets go" to which mr.satin replied "ok go to room 69 on the corridor to your left the bathrooms are right next to that room" so time did a walking to the room and he walked into the door and he was in hell and mr.satin said "ok this is your afterlife it's got heating and a few roommates i hope you enjoy your stay and have a nice death so time walked around and his roomates were freddy fazbear, justin beaber, stargleam from that stupid warrior cat fanfiction and the shiny mud kip and time said "oh boy you guys again" and stargleam said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then freddy fazbear walked over and said "shut up!!" and taped her mouth shut with super sticky tape and said "im sorry she kind of has that problem my name's phil mc-cracken but you can call me freddy fazbeer because i run the beer brewery do you want a beer dude" and time said "yes i do i just died so of course i need a drink" so time took the beer and he went on to the couch with the others and they watched south park and time drinked his beer and said "my names time to run lets go i died while trying to fly off the eiffal tower and i was NOT A HORSE MILKER OR A GOAT MILKER and freddy said "ok" so they were all drinkering beer while watching south park but stargleam didn't get any beer because of her NOOOOOOing problem and shiny said "cheers" and they all hit their beer together and dranked it
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Jul 4, 2015 11:46:20 GMT
gooddddd
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