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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 1:47:37 GMT
(In the Fallout lore/universe, America hates China as they see them as "evil communists". Basically, they hate them for having a different government and for eventually invading Alaska.)
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 1:49:00 GMT
Can you do your little phrase? About the future?  "Sign up now and prepare for the future."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2015 2:25:44 GMT
(In the Fallout lore/universe, America hates China as they see them as "evil communists". Basically, they hate them for having a different government and for eventually invading Alaska.) (1. Invading Alaska is a pretty legit reason to hate them. 2. You know how hard it is to fight a war in Alaska? Antifreeze freezes there. 3. Communism isn't a government, it is in fact a philosophy. One I strongly disagree with, but I do know that it is not a government or economy, it is an ideology. No hard feelings, I just nitpick because it's the only thing I CAN do. 4. This is a cool thread idea.)
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Post by radicaldadical on Aug 14, 2015 3:02:09 GMT
 Who are you, where am I and why does this feel familiar?
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 3:06:23 GMT
 Who are you, where am I and why does this feel familiar?  "We don't know either!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2015 6:04:50 GMT
 "Do you sell any game systems for kids with no necks?"
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Post by radicaldadical on Aug 14, 2015 9:13:56 GMT
 Do you offer protection for mythical sea creatures?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2015 9:15:30 GMT
Can you kill each and every one of those fish man abominations?
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 14:33:25 GMT
 "Do you sell any game systems for kids with no necks?"  "No? Some games are preinstalled on every Vault Dweller's Pip-Boy like the Red Menace. This depends on the model, though."
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 14:34:20 GMT
 Do you offer protection for mythical sea creatures?  "Depends if they're Egyptian royalty or not."
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 14:35:18 GMT
Can you kill each and every one of those fish man abominations?  "We could if we wanted to, but the general public would protest and boycott us!"
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Twelve
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" The cat below your hat doesn't deserve a pat on the back. "
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Post by Twelve on Aug 14, 2015 14:37:54 GMT
got guns?
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Post by ♪ Ivy Kisaragi on Aug 14, 2015 14:45:30 GMT
can i get a free dogmeat
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 14:55:01 GMT
 "Of course! Each Vault is equipped with an Armory that contains a variety of firearms for emergencies. These include the N99 10mm Pistol, AEP7 Laser Pistol, and the AE9 Laser Rifle."
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Post by Masked on Aug 14, 2015 15:27:38 GMT
 "Dog meat? What do we look like to you, those Commies?"
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